Are You Kidding Me?

I Just received this message from a promoter for Encore Beach Club & Surrender - I'm sure the place is amazing but if this makes you want to go there this weekend you need to get more friends...

"I still have open guestlist for ladies for Surrender and EBC, you will not be guaranteed free admission but all ladies who get in within the first hour of opening at each venue each night will get in free! I urge you to get in line 3hour or more before opening! Great news is that even after free admission is over, you will still be allowed in through the invited guest line, you will pay cover but will get in hours before the general admission line! Even better is that you guys can wait in the invited guestline with the ladies that are on the guestlist, as long as your group has a 2/1 ratio of ladies to guys! SO guys bring ladies and give me their names so you can get in faster!"

So let me get this right - you are giving me the PRIVILEGE of waiting in line for 3 hours and paying you $40 bucks as long as I have at least 2 chicks with me - sign me the f**k up - that is AWESOME!